Introducing the idea of birth control to a four year old; watching Banana try to jump as high as a plane.
Thursday, September 30, 2021
Wednesday, September 29, 2021
Tuesday, September 28, 2021
Day 3291
Our Banana firmly believes her mommy has no place in the kitchen. She should be in the living room, reading Hairy Maclary books forever.
Monday, September 27, 2021
Sunday, September 26, 2021
Saturday, September 25, 2021
Friday, September 24, 2021
Thursday, September 23, 2021
Day 3286
A somewhat non-traditional way to celebrate an anniversary. But we did get to make oat balls and then squish them. And who can resist delicious squishy oat balls?
Wednesday, September 22, 2021
Day 3285
Trust Banana to come up with an elaborate charade to try to get me to take her outside at bedtime.
Tuesday, September 21, 2021
Day 3284
My sweet boy says he wishes he were nocturnal. He doesn’t know it yet, but probably he is a night owl too.
Monday, September 20, 2021
Day 3283
I could have sworn we had this election already…
Not sure I approve of the universe granting fo overs if they have the same results.
Sunday, September 19, 2021
Saturday, September 18, 2021
Friday, September 17, 2021
Thursday, September 16, 2021
Wednesday, September 15, 2021
Day 3278
If you’ve enjoyed living in a weird plague bubble, might I recommend getting the exterior of your house painted? Then you can live in a literal weird bubble.
Tuesday, September 14, 2021
Day 3277
Was not actually expecting the paint to explode off the house when powerwashed. How do you clean up after a paint blizzard?
Monday, September 13, 2021
Sunday, September 12, 2021
Saturday, September 11, 2021
Friday, September 10, 2021
Thursday, September 9, 2021
Wednesday, September 8, 2021
Day 3271
Banana, I know you like bopping your brother on the head, but it’s just not allowed. Our house is a no bop zone.
Tuesday, September 7, 2021
Monday, September 6, 2021
Day 3269
Didn’t think I would ever see the day that I am counting down until I get to eat spaghetti… darn babies, limiting my spaghetti consumption.
Day 3268
I need a good muscle detangler. Life is much better when it doesn’t hurt to look at things.
Saturday, September 4, 2021
Friday, September 3, 2021
Thursday, September 2, 2021
Day 3265
Google image search is an excellent way of distracting children, as long as you are prepared to never stop showing them pictures of every animal they can think of.
Wednesday, September 1, 2021
Day 3264
Being sick was much easier when I didn’t have little people climbing on my back and demanding extravagant things like entertainment and dinner.