Day 3354

 Who needs staff anyway?

Day 3353

 I am, as Banana says, in strace.

I don’t know when I will be out of disgrace, but if Teddy’s path is anything to go by, I might have a timeout coming.

Day 3352

 Teach a kid to fold and she’ll sometimes help with laundry. Teach a kid to Marie Kondo and she’ll refold everything in her dresser in a day.

Day 3351

 Bees?

Day 3350

 More vaccinations, please!

Day 3349

 Well I don’t think anyone is going to be hiring me as a graphics designer any time soon.

Day 3348

 Is it bad to wish “take all the time you need”?

Day 3347

 It is a wonderful thing returning to a familiar built world, and exploring it further.

Day 3346

The universe wanted me to sit down and be quiet today. Got the message, you didn’t have to tell me three times!

Also, according to Banana the rooster, penguin, and elephant finger puppets are a nurse, cheese, and a child. Because she is totally normal.

Day 3345

It’s probably your third kid when you’re only sort of supervising the two year old standing on a stool whisking flour in a giant bowl.

Day 3344

 TRASH!!!

Day 3343

 It’s a roller coaster of spoons!

Definitely meets regulations, yep. 

Day 3342

 There are some parts of houses where water is just not welcome. 

In the floorboards is one of them.

Day 3341

Nothing like a surprise plumbing adventure…

Day 3340

 We put our nicest things in the basement, where we can enjoy them.

Day 3339

Reading about supply chain problems is very different from going into stores and seeing sparse displays and empty shelves. 

Still nice to go on errand adventures again.

Day 3338

 Do you want to build mountains of snow and put faces on them and call them a snowman?

It doesn’t have to be a snowman.

Day 3337

 But have you considered more snow?

Day 3336

 Suddenly little girls (and maybe big ones) are looking up to Bo Peep…

Day 3335

 Book clubs within book clubs 

Day 3334

 Hello books, my old friends. It’s nice to be with you again.

Day 3333

 Never teach your child to play a kazoo.

Day 3332

 The only thing better than one horrible goose is two horrible geese.

Day 3331

 A walk is almost always the right choice. 

Day 3330

 Bears roaring at you is apparently very silly right up until it’s time to go to sleep.

Day 3329

 Friday night reading party!!

Day 3328

 We’re not going to sit and admire every shish (fish) on your blanket young lady, even when you say don’t go. 

Sleep, silly airplane. 

Day 3327

 Goodbye, Performance Management. You will not be missed.

Day 3326

 More problems… and a reminder that our problems are not really big problems.

Day 3325

 But now where will I get reading assignments?