Day 3869

 I’m beginning to understand the impulse to sanitize everything. Maybe we could just disinfect the children after they leave school every day?

Day 3868

 We have almost as many library cards as people in the house.

Day 3867

To chump or not to chump, that is the question.

Day 3866

Today we learned that Banana has magical tucking-in powers.

Either that or Husband was extremely cooked.

Probably the powers thing.

Day 3865

 Work days aren’t so bad when you get to snuggle with a little goblin girl at the end of them.

Day 3864

You never know what children will consider magic. 

Like the sudden appearance of frozen pizza.

Day 3863

WHAT? 

WHAT?

WHAT?

Day 3862

 Perfect timing for a corked ear.

Chef’s kiss, universe.

Day 3861

I’m going on strike against coughs.

Down with coughs!

Day 3860

 Someday we’re going to have a house that’s full of that guy who knows random stuff.

Day 3859

But have you tried having no children home sick?

Day 3858

 Team Pizza is Always an Option

Day 3857

 I do not appreciate that I am now apparently old enough that my hips ache when I get sick.

Day 3856

Don’t be passive aggressive with the teacher. 

Don’t be passive aggressive with the teacher. 

Don’t be passive aggressive with the teacher. 

Day 3855

 Coaxing out spring, one snowcialism at a time.

Day 3854

 Watching movies in turtle mode…. Is more fun when you have a fellow turtle to talk to.

Day 3853

 Eighty percent of the household can read chapter books. 

Day 3852

 Is it still spring if there’s no green?

Day 3851

 This is my puddle kingdom. I am the keeper of the puddles.

Day 3850

 Marsh boots equipped. +5 waterproofing +10 floodfighting.

Day 3849

 I DON’T WANT TO NAP!!! I’M NOT TIRE-

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

zzzzzzz

zzz

 

Day 3848

We need more secular feast days that aren’t sport-related.

… realizing belated this is really why we’re doing quarter days and cross-quarter days…

Day 3847

 Going to bed because you know your chocolate fiends are going to wake you up…

Day 3846

 Does someone offer an online course in convincing snow to melt in a preferred direction?

Day 3845

 There’s a hole in the bottom of my query…

Day 3844

 Some day my spring will come.

Day 3843

 Well that’s one way to try out new pizza flavours…

Day 3842

 That feeling when your kid is cranky that you’re in the car because they can’t listen to nightvale… but then doesn’t want to stop hugging you at bedtime.

Day 3841

 Were playgrounds designed to be torture devices for parents?

Day 3840

 Winnipeg spring options: mud, flood, or lowwwww benches.