Day 3900

 Ain’t no tantrum like a banana tantrum.

Day 3899

 It’s weird realizing almost ten years late that the neighbourhood can be kinda noisy.

Day 3898

 Never had I ever seen a tantruming child delicately touch her tongue to her dinner while quivering with rage.

Day 3897

 Feels a little like our house is a big sous-vide.

Day 3896

 The law of houses: if the price seems almost reasonable, there’s something wrong with it.

Day 3895

 I give today one star. Would not recommend.

Day 3894

 You cross into the time of year where it is generally safe to plant a garden without fear of frost and promptly get a heat warning…

Day 3893

 Sustainably relying on others to become sustainable.

Day 3892

Dear children, if you decide to wake up early for funsies, you are absolutely not allowed to stay up late and berate your parents about how they buttered your toast.

Day 3891 (belated)

 Husband may come to rue the day he introduced me to golf. 

Assuming my shoulder stops hurting.

Day 3890

 Hello, teacups.

Day 3889

 Why do I want to make duck cake?

Day 3888

The question is, how many more deer does one family really need to see their yard?

Day 3887

There is nothing like a house for of slightly sick grumpy kids.

Day 3886

 Let’s fight about toast.

Day 3885

 When you can only watch the kid’s concert via inexpertly recorded livestream, make sure to dress your kid in something subtly distinctive.

Day 3884

 Is it too early to start fawn watch?

Day 3883

 There is nothing quite like the enthusiasm of a kid giving a present. And then they enjoy the reaction so much, they have to do it again.

I present to you…a horse mostly inside a globe made of two bowls.

No one know why.

Day 3882

Eurovision: months of anticipation, then disbelief at the incomprehensible voting.

Day 3881

 It’s amazing how quickly Banana figured out how satisfying assisted jumps are when she holds both parents’ hands.

Day 3880

 Sometimes in life you just need a Gimli lunch.

Day 3879

 You make one ball gown for a teddy bear and suddenly all the stuffies and dolls need clothes…

Day 3878

 The set up takes a lot longer when you play solitaire with actual cards.

Day 3877

Are you *not* supposed to zone out when you sing lullabies?

Day 3876

 Library? Library! LIBRARY!!!

Day 3875

 When there are two salads and cake and your kids don’t eat well….

REGRET

Day 3874

Dear children, 

Have you heard about scarcity? It’s lame, but not necessarily unfair…even when it happens to you.

Best wishes,

Your mother

Day 3873

The children will not get sick anymore. 

I have spoken.

Day 3872

 Why be grumpy when you can 

DUTCH BLLLIIIIIIITTTZ!!!

Day 3871

 Changing your name is not a monthly endeavour. No flip-flopping!

Day 3870

 Who needs working eyes and ears anyway?