Day 867

As the baby gets more and more interested in playing, parenthood becomes more and more awesome.

Day 866

I have determined conclusively that vaccines cause narcolepsy and bulimia.

Day 865

Vaccinations do not cause autism, but they sure do cause cranky babies.

Day 864

I found a song the Lizard doesn't like. The immediate face contortions were amazing.

Day 863

The puppy has been renamed The Abomination after walking the baby and making her cranky for the rest of the day.

Day 862

The Lizard has introduced a new sound into her repertoire. I had been hoping for a giggle rather than a high decibel screech.

Day 861

Having mastered the comedic possibilities of farting, the Lizard has moved on to bodily fluids.