Day 1353

The Lizard cried when I put her down on the scale at the doctor's office, but didn't cry and smiled at the doctor after getting her shot. Kids are nuts.

Day 1352

The Lizard: All Done with stuff that is boring or annoying or unpleasant.

Day 1351

The Lizard is using her shyness to try to convince all our friends that she is always quiet and snuggly. LIES. She started shrieking and babbling as soon as we left...

Day 1350

Occasionally you tell yourself "the baby has much better balance than she used to. She's getting really good at walking. We won't really have to deal with head bonks anymore." LIES.

Day 1349

Completed week one as an upervisor. Did not need to drink to forget.

Day 1348

Dear other humans: reading is allowed to be purely recreational.

Day 1347

Today is the Lizard's first big goodbye. Let's see how long it takes her to notice.