Day 1360

The Lizard is experimenting with butting heads as a hairstyling technique.

Day 1359

If you're frustrated because your dryer suddenly imploded, please keep in mind you can always replace it with wine.

Day 1358

We are apparently moving into a rapid acquisition of language phase.

Also, the Lizard has learned that if she sticks her legs through the bars of her crib, she can push her crib away from the wall.

Day 1357

Had the Lizard outside while we were gardening. Her interest seems to tend more towards archeology; she wants to remove the dirt from the beds and carefully study everything she uncovers.

Day 1356

The best reason to keep trying yoga cards: seeing the baby giggle and try to do it too.

Day 1355

Do you get some kind of points if staff at your kid's daycare want you to have more babies? An award? Maybe a trophy of some kind?

WINNING.

Day 1354

Introducing... PB&J: Toddler Edition!

Peanut butter on Melba's toast with grape purée. To be eaten by pressing the toast flat against your mouth and licking  the peanut butter off and/or smearing it up your nose.