Day 1718

Sometimes even Mommys get hugs.

Day 1717

Keeping Lizard up the teeniest bit past bedtime is like giving a mouse a cookie.

Day 1716

My tiny, giant girl is two and a half!

The older she gets, the more apparent it is that if you don't appreciate absurdism, parenthood may not be for you.

Day 1715

The babies have the same modus operandi: be charming delights when we try being social out in the world, and then go frigging apeshit once we're home.

Day 1714

Baby's first out of town trip = success.

Also, when we take our daughter places people like her because she's adorable and polite. And I just hope she gets over her shyness quickly so people can like her because she's a hilarious weirdo with a huge vocabulary.

Day 1713

If you yoga with a toddler, be prepared for:
Hair-pulling
Chest-sitting
Pushing
Demands to switch yoga mats
Having your mat rolled up while you're using it
Unconventional attire
Lots of downward dog
Reminders to take big breaths
Requests for more yoga
Watching them lead your spouse through poses

Winning.

Day 1712

If you want to make sure your kid gets enough exercise, get a house with a circle in the floor plan.