Thursday, February 7, 2019

Day 2326

If this was foreshadowing for the teenage years, send help in ten years. Also alcohol.

Wednesday, February 6, 2019

Day 2325

Chinchilla was enthusiastically “helping mommy” make dinner by moving around my water bottle, trying to pull off all of the stalks of celery, and shoving green shoots of raw garlic into his mouth.

Then he stole daddy’s fork and replacement fork and stuck them in his bowl with his own fork and spoon and proudly announced “I have three borks!”

Tuesday, February 5, 2019

Day 2324

He’s Superman! He’s Astronaut Boy! He’s JackJack! He’s Cookie Monster!

Or as Chinchilla says it: dookie monter, which is also appropriate.

Monday, February 4, 2019

Day 2323

Question of the day: where would an under two put a pair of glasses when no one is looking?

Sunday, February 3, 2019

Saturday, February 2, 2019

Day 2321

It’s kinda fun having a mid-day daddy return so I can see the excitement building, and then unleash the little devils to bestow a flurry of hugs.

Also, apparently Chinchilla is Astronaut Boy now.

Friday, February 1, 2019

Day 2320

Such marvels: Lizard making up lullabies on the fly to cheer up her little brother and lending me a stuffy so I wouldn’t be lonely; Chinchilla pretending to be the dog and then counting to seven out of the blue.