Day 2723

And now comes the annual sacrifice of one hour’s sleep to the god of time; we’ll discover tomorrow how heavy the price is.

Day 2722

Does Iceland having the best Eurovision entry mean that it’s officially End Times?

Day 2721

How to give the dog fits: have people nap in different parts of the house simultaneously. Don’t let him nap with the person who was gone for two days.

How to make Banana happy: have her daddy appear. Also Cheerios.

Day 2720

Banana is mostly a very good baby, but she does have an uncanny knack for knowing when I most need to sleep... so she can wake me up.

Day 2719

Lizard has officially started her texting life. Now I just have to convince her to add spaces between words...

Day 2718

Every once in a while your kid says “I can do it by myself!” and it turns out that they really can and suddenly you realize they’re two inches taller than they were what feels like five minutes ago...

Day 2717

Birthday playdates are the best birthday parties.

Hawaiian pizza is still delicious even when the pizzeria mysteriously decides to hold the ham.