If you rampage hard enough, your house will get so clean it stays like that forever.
Sunday, February 7, 2021
Saturday, February 6, 2021
Friday, February 5, 2021
Day 3056
May Banana’s love of stroganoff never die.
May Lizard’s problem with spaghetti disappear forever.
May Chinchilla actually eat when he’s hungry.
Amen.
Thursday, February 4, 2021
Day 3055
Benefit of Covid life: nobody bats an eye when your kid wanders onscreen during a call... they just smile and wave.
Wednesday, February 3, 2021
Day 3054
Last night we had a house of nightmares; Chinchilla came up with a game plan to defeat his bad dreams (get the police to catch the bad guys and ask his parents to fix the stuff they broke) and I slept in Lizard’s bed with her until she decided I could go. Problem solved!
Tuesday, February 2, 2021
Day 3053
Lizard was practicing kindness today, and read her brother his bedtime story and tried to tuck him in. He refused to cooperate because he wanted to stay wrapped in a blanket. She starts heading out the door, looks at me, shrugs, and exclaims “three year olds!”
Quite.
Monday, February 1, 2021
Day 3052
Only use ingredients your children like in approved ways they have eaten before OR YOU SHALL SUFFER.
Mostly from all the frustration.
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