Day 3572

 It is not recommended to flip the table if you work from home.

Day 3571

 You rarely get to see professionals play musical bikes.

Day 3570

 Do I want to go for work lunch? Let me check my schedule to see if I have an opening between dog staple removal and communicable diseases at the daycare.

Day 3569

 Has any other kid ever forgotten to put up their arms to push the swing and got a face full of swing? Only our boy could get so absorbed in his imagination between pushes that he fails to notice impending swing.

Day 3568

I’m starting to feel like this little one is going to try to use her threes to enjoy a free range bum. 

Day 3567

 Well, I’m glad someone is delighted by my nose hairs.

Day 3566

 Tell me a story, Banana. I’m all ears.