Tuesday, March 7, 2023

Day 3815

 Only our boy could manage to spill water into his ear while trying to drink it in bed and then get so mad that his pillowcase was wet that he refuses to use pillows at all.

I wonder how old he will be when we have to explain the expression ‘cutting off your nose to spite your face’.

Monday, March 6, 2023

Day 3814

 Your mission, which you will obviously accept, is to set up the bear doing something cute at daycare. No, not that identical bear, that bear is sick and has to stay home.

Sunday, March 5, 2023

Day 3813

 I didn’t know until today that there was such a thing as having a face for slo-mo, but holy hell does our goblin ever have a face for slo-mo.

Saturday, March 4, 2023

Friday, March 3, 2023

Day 3811

 Thanks for the awkward Cinderella kiss, my little weirdo.

Wednesday, March 1, 2023