Day 4059

SPAGHETTI 

IS

BAAAAACK!!!!!

Day 4058

 Know where the mailbox is if you are planning to drag the kids to it on foot.

Day 4057

 If you buy animal reference books and have children, you are automatically subscribed to Animal Facts.

YOU CAN NEVER UNSUBSCRIBE 

Day 4056

 Someday all the LEGO will be sorted again…

Day 4055

 “Are mysteries real?”

You look at me like you expect a simple yes or no answer, but I suspect you’re just getting more adept at bedtime doorknob questions.

Day 4054

 When the kid gets so made he storms upstairs, curls up in bed and falls asleep, and then wakes up mad, and continues the rage-a-thon. 

This is not the kind of commitment to the bit that I’m a fan of.

Day 4053

On this cross quarter day, we celebrate the fact that Halloween is over and we can sit on our butts.