Sunday, January 30, 2022

Day 3414

 Time for the ruthless completion of chores and resumption of exercise. Boo-ya!

Saturday, January 29, 2022

Thursday, January 27, 2022

Day 3411

 Banana swapped out my chair for hers while we were distracted and has been crowing at every meal that she’s sitting in my chair. 

Once again, this baby makes her own choices about when it’s time to grow up.

Wednesday, January 26, 2022

Day 3410

Banana: 
stays up late
bickers about toys
gets sad that markers can’t be used by other people
cries because she wants the markers further away from her, no matter which ones they see and how many times you swap them
needs you to carry her to walk in sertles 
needs you to sit on your lap for a meeting you don’t have scheduled
is inconsolably sad because I wouldn’t take her outside in slippers and a sunhat to shovel snow
tries to have a hunger strike because we didn’t make noodles
stays up late

But in between bestows smiles and snuggles and silliness until we don’t really mind. Curse you and your wildly effective cute wiles!

Tuesday, January 25, 2022

Day 3409

 To cure bickering, try videos on how instruments are made or scishow. Be prepared to hear demands to watch scishow forever after.

But at least the bickering stopped.