Day 3535

 Where are we supposed to keep you if you don’t want to go to daycare and you don’t want to go home?

Day 3534

Why not find a new way to be disappointed in your employer on a Monday? 

I’d much rather hang out with Banana, who has accidents by accident.

Day 3533

 Our covid baby does not appreciate large family dinners. 

She does appreciate hunting for droundhogs.

Does not appreciate having to go to bed.

Day 3532

 Dig up the garden, pull up weeds, and mow the lawn like adults.

Build Lego kit… also like adults.

Day 3531

 As expected, Banana has pretty much potty-trained herself. 

Also as expected, she is loudly unappreciative of being told she needs to sit on the toilet at particular times like morning, before and after car trips, and bedtime.

Day 3530

 It would be nice if the rabbits had the decency to be afraid of our dog.

Day 3529

 Some occasions are worth letting the kids stay up a little late, they say. On a school night. Ignoring their future selves.

But also now we’ve heard Banana saying chartreuse. And cockatoo.