Day 3808

 If the nightlight, sleep sheep, books, stuffies, extra books, glass of water, snuggles, lullaby, and more snuggles don’t work, why not try petting your child in the face?

Day 3807

You would think being burdened with glorious purpose would be tiring, and mean you would go the eff to sleep…

Day 3806

 I didn’t know eight years olds were allowed to look chic going through grow into bins.

Day 3805

 How do you dissuade a grinning three year old from naming her new nightlight “tooting bear”?

Indirectly. Always indirectly with that kid.

Day 3804

 I was not expecting, ten months before Christmas Eve, to be fielding questions about Santa’s citizenship.

Day 3803

 If you send them enough real estate listings, eventually they will come.

Day 3802

 Get introverts into leadership positions so the Powers That Be can figure out that lunch with your boss is not universally considered a blessing.