Have a long, tiring, and grumpifying day at work. Bonus points for fire alarm testing or window pane replacement.
Realize that your planned meal won't work, and eat potstickers instead.
Fall asleep while watching the daily show (guest segment, obviously)
Put on two layers of socks.
Bring two books.
Bring ear plugs.
Text Husband (who is sitting beside you) about how much the opening act sucks.
Wonder about why one of the Gentlemen Husbands looks like a lady wife.
Read legal humour blog during the interval.
Be relieved when the person in front of you sits down, because it means you can also sit down and still see.
Laugh at the crazy lady's dancing. Seriously, if the wife half of the musical duo at a charismatic mass in a Catholic Church had a live child with Carleton of fresh prince...
Think up new rules for lighting designers that don't involve giving people seizures.
Go home and go to bed because it is late o'clock.
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