Day 412

Husband does not seem to accept my reasoning that I am a good wife, rather than the devil, because I am courteous enough to stop playing with his face once the lights are out.

Really the problem is that if he falls asleep with the light on, I get bored, and his face is the only thing close enough for me to see. Obviously I am going to play with it. How else will I know whether it is super irritating having the very tips of your eyelashes rubbed?