Day 1029

The day, several months after your kid is born, that you realize No depositing of rubbish or other injurious matter on highways

217(1)      No person shall drop, throw, or deposit on a highway, whether from a vehicle or otherwise, or knowingly leave on a highway

(a) any glass bottles, glass, nails, tacks, wire, cans, scraps of metal, or any other substance or thing that may be injurious to a person, animal, or vehicle; or

(b) any tobacco ashes, burning match, lighted cigar or cigarette, or other burning substance; or

(c) without restricting or being restricted by clause (a) or (b), any ashes, garbage, or other refuse, trash, or litter.

.... Too funny to undo.

But actually: 

The day, several months after your kid is born, that you realize that you're now a mom.