The more she learns to talk, the more trouble we’ll be in.
If she’s in her chair, she wants this parent to feed her, no not you! with that spoon, not the fork, don’t be ridiculous, salad only when I say so, not yet, it’s noodle time, as if I would eat broccoli when there are noodles, how dare you pause to take a bite of your food, no not now I’m still chewing, now I’m busy smiling and making weird noises, NOW NOW NOW.
And then she demands out, but she actually wants up so she can feed herself more dinner while sitting on your lap while you look at your phone. The last bit is part of it. Because.
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