Day 3930

 Why sleep when you can read about coping in sports?!

Day 3929

 One million juneberries for the end of June.

Day 3928

Or perhaps a more other path…?

Day 3927

 Wasps are the ultimate far friends.

Day 3926

 “On Nightvale Cecil says ‘and now, a word from our sponsor’…”

-Banana, age 3

Day 3925

 I wouldn’t recommend playing Uno with the three year old. Sometimes she wants to pick up cards when she can play, she insists on having her turn to deal (we’ll just say her technique is non-standard), and sometimes she straight up cheats.

Day 3924

 Going back to the ‘winning the lottery’ plan.

Day 3923

 That thing where you’re trying to put the kids to bed while also trying to figure out if a civil war is starting across the ocean.

Day 3922

 Just say no to recreational submersibles.

Day 3921

 I’m not mommy, I’m Ribbit Robot.

Day 3920

 Who can work when there are submersibles on the loose?!

Day 3919

 The garden has seeds in it, summer is allowed to start now.

Day 3918

It’s fun listening to an eight year old list the positives and negatives of a piece of real estate.

Day 3917

 We cake because we can

Day 3916

 Only Banana could scream her face off because she still has one more minute of time out and then one minute later scream her face off because she doesn’t want to get out of time out.

(to go time on?)

Day 3915

 Bring back commuter horses!

Day 3914

 “Is Daddy still in the place where he is?”

Day 3913

 Go to sleep, little one. You need to have a good night’s sleep so we can have fun tomorrow.

-she says, totally incapable of taking her own advice.

Day 3912

 EMERGENCY BIKE RIDE

Day 3911

 It hurts my brain that you can spend over half a million dollars on a house that is slowly falling over.

Day 3910

 Too tired to walk all the way, but he can skip.

Day 3909

No, you are both wrong. You both talk moistly. But your eyeball was already moist, I don’t think you can blame that on your brother.

Day 3908

 I’ll cover your letter…

Day 3907

 The house is very very quiet when there are no fans running. 

A thousand blessings on whoever invented the air conditioner.

Day 3906

 Blessed, blessed cold air.

Day 3905

 Looking forward to having hugs outside of emergencies.

Day 3904

 If someone compliments you on your patience, it is sure to get tried.

Day 3903

 Sought refuge at an oasis.

The children are, of course, insufficiently grateful.

Day 3902

 Tilting at the same old windmills; flight delays and heat waves.

Day 3901

 We are clearly living at the wrong parallel.