Friday, June 30, 2023

Thursday, June 29, 2023

Tuesday, June 27, 2023

Monday, June 26, 2023

Day 3926

 “On Nightvale Cecil says ‘and now, a word from our sponsor’…”

-Banana, age 3

Sunday, June 25, 2023

Day 3925

 I wouldn’t recommend playing Uno with the three year old. Sometimes she wants to pick up cards when she can play, she insists on having her turn to deal (we’ll just say her technique is non-standard), and sometimes she straight up cheats.

Saturday, June 24, 2023

Friday, June 23, 2023

Day 3923

 That thing where you’re trying to put the kids to bed while also trying to figure out if a civil war is starting across the ocean.

Thursday, June 22, 2023

Wednesday, June 21, 2023

Tuesday, June 20, 2023

Monday, June 19, 2023

Day 3919

 The garden has seeds in it, summer is allowed to start now.

Sunday, June 18, 2023

Day 3918

It’s fun listening to an eight year old list the positives and negatives of a piece of real estate.

Friday, June 16, 2023

Day 3916

 Only Banana could scream her face off because she still has one more minute of time out and then one minute later scream her face off because she doesn’t want to get out of time out.



(to go time on?)

Wednesday, June 14, 2023

Tuesday, June 13, 2023

Day 3913

 Go to sleep, little one. You need to have a good night’s sleep so we can have fun tomorrow.

-she says, totally incapable of taking her own advice.

Sunday, June 11, 2023

Day 3911

 It hurts my brain that you can spend over half a million dollars on a house that is slowly falling over.

Saturday, June 10, 2023

Friday, June 9, 2023

Day 3909

No, you are both wrong. You both talk moistly. But your eyeball was already moist, I don’t think you can blame that on your brother.

Wednesday, June 7, 2023

Day 3907

 The house is very very quiet when there are no fans running. 

A thousand blessings on whoever invented the air conditioner.

Monday, June 5, 2023

Sunday, June 4, 2023

Day 3904

 If someone compliments you on your patience, it is sure to get tried.

Saturday, June 3, 2023

Day 3903

 Sought refuge at an oasis.

The children are, of course, insufficiently grateful.

Friday, June 2, 2023

Day 3902

 Tilting at the same old windmills; flight delays and heat waves.

Thursday, June 1, 2023