Yes, I am so darn strong.
Friday, March 31, 2023
Thursday, March 30, 2023
Wednesday, March 29, 2023
Day 3837
Ahem. Re-orgs are not meant to be like tornadoes. Stop fuffing and start hiring. Me, specifically.
Tuesday, March 28, 2023
Monday, March 27, 2023
Sunday, March 26, 2023
Day 3834
At what point do you just give up and admit that your living room is now permanently carpeted in playmobil?
Saturday, March 25, 2023
Day 3833
Discussing citizenship with the three year old, as one does. “Is it a big process?”
<shows bigness with arms>
Friday, March 24, 2023
Thursday, March 23, 2023
Day 3831
We got verbal and written warnings today. The question is - what happens when we get a third strike?
Wednesday, March 22, 2023
Tuesday, March 21, 2023
Monday, March 20, 2023
Sunday, March 19, 2023
Saturday, March 18, 2023
Friday, March 17, 2023
Day 3825
It must be a good book if it sends you to Wikipedia to look up politicians who were assassinated the year you were born.
Thursday, March 16, 2023
Wednesday, March 15, 2023
Tuesday, March 14, 2023
Monday, March 13, 2023
Day 3821
I wonder how people felt when refrigerators were new and were introduced into homes… and then eventually broke down. How long did it take people to trust these devices with their previous perishables? How did it feel when they had to go back to the root cellar?
Sunday, March 12, 2023
Day 3820
Is your refrigerator running?
Then you better catch it!
Is a lame joke, but still better than a refrigerator that just stands there and fans itself.
Saturday, March 11, 2023
Day 3819
We’re trying that trick where you keep kids up late the night they lose sleep for DST, and then waking up and shovelling snow.
What could go wrong?
Friday, March 10, 2023
Thursday, March 9, 2023
Wednesday, March 8, 2023
Day 3816
One hundred thumbs up for cabbage?!?!
I mean, I love cabbage and all, but one hundred thumbs up for cabbage?!?!?!
Tuesday, March 7, 2023
Day 3815
Only our boy could manage to spill water into his ear while trying to drink it in bed and then get so mad that his pillowcase was wet that he refuses to use pillows at all.
I wonder how old he will be when we have to explain the expression ‘cutting off your nose to spite your face’.
Monday, March 6, 2023
Day 3814
Your mission, which you will obviously accept, is to set up the bear doing something cute at daycare. No, not that identical bear, that bear is sick and has to stay home.
Sunday, March 5, 2023
Day 3813
I didn’t know until today that there was such a thing as having a face for slo-mo, but holy hell does our goblin ever have a face for slo-mo.