Tuesday, October 31, 2023

Day 4052

Speed run carving a not at all spooky pumpkin and successfully fed, layered, and trick or treated the children. 

Booyah.

Monday, October 30, 2023

Day 4051

 For Canadian Halloween, you have to figure out how many layers of clothes you can fit under the costume before you admit defeat and put on a winter jacket.

Sunday, October 29, 2023

Day 4050

When the four year old seems to be the most excited about the new card game for old Italian men…

Saturday, October 28, 2023

Day 4049

 Yes children, it is possible to make your mother too grumpy for Dutch Blitz.

Day 4048

 Shovel snow; eat frozen raspberries off the bush.

Thursday, October 26, 2023

Day 4047

 Sweeten the leftovers pot by bribing the children with walks.

Wednesday, October 25, 2023

Day 4046

 How to make your children miserable: let them pick chocolates from the tin precisely once.

Tuesday, October 24, 2023

Sunday, October 22, 2023

Saturday, October 21, 2023

Wednesday, October 18, 2023

Tuesday, October 17, 2023

Monday, October 16, 2023

Day 4037

 You know your process is good when it relies on humans being perfect.

Sunday, October 15, 2023

Day 4036

 Well I know which kid is going to be refolding the tea towel drawer at 4am on Christmas Eve…

Saturday, October 14, 2023

Friday, October 13, 2023

Wednesday, October 11, 2023

Tuesday, October 10, 2023

Day 4031

 If you have enough children, and teach them to be kind… sometimes they will help each other with homework, and you can sit on the couch and read your book.

Monday, October 9, 2023

Day 4030

I’m excited for the kids to choose one book to drop off at a little free library every day forever…

Sunday, October 8, 2023

Day 4029

 Looking for a house becomes much harder when your daughter says things like “this is my favourite place. I never want to live somewhere that isn’t close to the river.”

Saturday, October 7, 2023

Day 4028

 There aught to be some kind of rule that the place you are born should be the landscape that sings to you. What are water babies doing, being born on the prairie?!

Friday, October 6, 2023

Day 4027

 Why not celebrate the wolf king with a pair of dogs and a whale?

Thursday, October 5, 2023

Day 4026

 If only these children could choose birthday gifts as quickly as they can choose one million library books.

Wednesday, October 4, 2023

Tuesday, October 3, 2023

Monday, October 2, 2023

Day 4023

Today i learned that my socks with mismatched penguins are aggravating to children.

Sunday, October 1, 2023

Day 4022

It’s a first, but not one I’m thrilled about: we ate all the garden carrots in one sitting, the day they were harvested.

Day 4021

 You know it’s a success when they ask for a second slice.