My Darling Children,
I have some life lessons for you:
If you’re very tired, you should sleep.
Flapping your arms and bobbing your head around will not help me get food into your mouth any faster.
If someone says “Listen!” that is a clue that you should listen.
If someone says “this is hot, wait for a minute and be careful”, don’t immediately shove a huge bite into your mouth.
You always have to be dressed to go to the store.
The dog is not trying to eat you. Really.
Love,
Your Mother
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