Thursday, March 7, 2019

Day 2354

Chinchilla, who is obsessed with pumpkins, has decided he is a pumpkin. He eats like a pumpkin (holding his hands over his head, bending over to pick up the food with his fingers, then pushing it into his mouth while trying to keep his arms over his head) and he crawls like a pumpkin (holds hands together over his head, pushes with his legs, and plows his face across the floor).

Lizard does not appreciate this tomfoolery. “He’s not a real pumpkin! I want him to stop with this pumpkin stuff!”

C: “I’m a real pumpkin!”

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