Thursday, October 3, 2013

Day 375

Husband: Shower Time!
Wife: Nobody here but us chickens! Buck buck buck buck...
H: Chicken Shower Time!
W: Chickens don't shower.
H: I guess I'll have to take chickens into the tub and spray them down.
W: Wait until the People for the Unethical Treatment of Chickens hears about this!
H: HA! 
....
H: I love that its the people *for* the unethical treatment of chickens.
W: Shit. That was not on purpose.

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